Notice of annual
terrestrial assembly.
ATTENDANCEENCOURAGED
To all resident personnel, visiting delegates and beings who have been meaning to get out more:
You are cordially summoned.
The Institute invites you to Cosmic Conference, a professional development seminar for interdimensional beings. Please report to Entelechy on Saturday, October 31.
The gathering combines the practical value of a professional conference with the less easily documented value of an excellent Halloween party. There will be music, presenters, performers and colleagues whose business cards raise further questions.
Represent your planet, species, department, timeline or current best guess. Business casual for your current anatomy. Coming as yourself also satisfies the brief.
With appropriate enthusiasm,
The Department of Local Belonging
Institute for Terrestrial Integration
Do you possess a transferable Earth skill?
Presenters, performers and extraterrestrial sales representatives are invited to contribute. Useful expertise and highly specific confidence will both be considered.
Applying does not reserve a program slot or include admission.
Please arrange your own materialization. The Institute cannot validate parking in adjacent dimensions.