“Let’s get together sometime” remains an unconfirmed coordinate.
Personnel are reminded that expressions of warmth do not necessarily contain scheduling information.
PUBLIC INFORMATION SERVICE
Welcome to the Institute.
Practical assistance for beings living on Earth.
The Institute for Terrestrial Integration provides research, education and support to interdimensional personnel on terrestrial assignment.
If you have arrived successfully but are finding the subsequent decades difficult to organize, you are in the correct department.
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Please occupy one position in the queue.
This guidance also applies to personnel capable of occupying several positions simultaneously.
Your body is not an administrative error.
Confirm its ordinary requirements before requesting reassignment.
Frequently requested
Complete a daily maintenance recordFind the responsible departmentObtain the Earth Integration ManualConsult a comparable incidentAttend the annual gatheringINTERNAL MEMORANDUM
The phrase “we are all one” does not authorize the use of another employee’s lunch.
Facilities & shared refrigerators
CONTINUING EDUCATIONAdvanced beings.
Advanced beings.
Introductory coursework.
Our resident orientation program covers bodily maintenance, local customs and participation in a place that does not always explain itself.
No previous experience of being human is required. Some previous experience of being is helpful.
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